Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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