On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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