Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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