It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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