Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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