I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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