if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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