a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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