What a fucking waste of an outfit
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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