Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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