This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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