Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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