there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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