Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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