you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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