He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
im on a boat
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