we're blogging at a bar
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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