is your mom at the bar?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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