Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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