At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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