doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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