I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just gargled with NyQuil
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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