You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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