You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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