So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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