There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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