well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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