I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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