How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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