You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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