I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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