Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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