I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Randomize
