You can't motorboat a personality
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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