Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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