He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i out mim tonsoeep
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