He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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