Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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