Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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