Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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