The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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