You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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