im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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