Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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