piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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