Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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