Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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