Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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