she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I checked into jail on foursquare
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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