Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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