Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
how does that bad decision feel?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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