I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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