Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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