So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you didnt know i had herpes?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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