The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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